<@pegasus> i just had a vision

<@pegasus> of nahemah coming back

<@pegasus> and finding a used condom in the trash

<@pegasus> and her yelling at me

<@pegasus> and me saying "it's not mine"

<@pegasus> and her saying "well whose is it"

<@pegasus> and me saying "it's accident's"

<@pegasus> and her saying "you fucked accident??"

<@pegasus> i would be torn between laughing and throwing up

 

[20:18:17] <@nikoJ> accident is lookng to have an accident

[20:18:24] * nikoJ threatens with a large glock

[20:18:36] <+Accident> mmm, glock

[20:18:39] <+Accident> put it in my ass, baby.

 

[05:10:45] <reso> has anyone made a pill for motivation yet?

[05:11:16] <Accident> yes

[05:11:19] <Accident> it's called speed.

 

                            _         

                         _-' "'-,         

                      _-' | d$$b |            

                   _-'    | $$$$ |   SAY THE WORD "JIHAD"

                _-'       | Y$$P |   AND WIN A PRIZE     

             _-'|         |      |                       

          _-'  _*         |      |                       

       _-' |_-"      __--''\    /                        

    _-'         __--'     __*--'                         

  -'       __-''    __--*__-"`                           

 |    _--''   __--*"__-'`                                

 |_--"  .--=`"__-||"                                     

 |      |  |\\   ||                                       

 | .dUU |  | \\ //                                       

 | UUUU | _|___//                                        

 | UUUU |  |                                             

 | UUUU |  |                                              

 | UUUU |  |                                             

 | UUUU |  |                                           

 | UUUU |  |                                             

 | UUP' |  |                                             

 |   ___^-"`                                             

  ""'   

 

 

                 _                                                

               (`  ).                   _                         

              (     ).              .:(`  )`.                      

 )           _(       '`.          :(   .    )                    

         .=(`(      .   )     .--  `.  (    ) )                   

        ((    (..__.:'-'   .+(   )   ` _`  ) )                    

 `.     `(       ) )       (   .  )     (   )  ._                 

   )      ` __.:'   )     (   (   ))     `-'.-(`  )               

 )  )  ( )       --'       `- __.'         :(      ))             

 .-'  (_.'          .')                    `(    )  ))            

                   (_  )                     ` __.:'              

                                                                  

 --..,___.--,--'`,---..-.--+--.,,-,,..._.--..-._.-a:f--.          

                                                                  

  PRETTY SURE GOD IS NOT WATCHING US                              

                                                                  

   OR RATHER HE SOMETIMES DOES BUT MOST OF THE TIME HE'S          

    SLEEPING SO YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH GET AWAY WITH WHATEVER         

     YOU WANT                                                     

                                                                  

    ALSO HE KIND OF LOVES YOU BUT SOMETIMES HE GETS ARBITRARILY   

     MAD AND MAKES GOOD PEOPLE SUFFER FOR NO GOOD REASON SO DON'T 

      TRY TO FIGURE THAT ONE OUT EITHER                           

                                                                  

     SO IN SUMMARY THERE IS A GOD BUT HIS INTEREST AND INVOLVEMENT

      IS EXACTLY AS IF HE WEREN'T THERE AT ALL                    

                                                                  

      HAPPY CHANNUKAH OR WHATEVER 

 

  .                                                     

 / )                                                     

 ) /                                                    

(.;                                                     

 )                                                      

(.                                                      

 ,---Q                                                   

|_/ |_                                                  

|____/   I HAVE THE ABILITY TO SET FIRES WITH MY MIND   

|    |                                                  

|    |   MY MIND IN TURN CONTROLLING MY HAND AND TELLING

|++++|   IT TO TURN ON THIS LIGHTER                     

|".".|                                                  

|++++|   WHAT THAT'S TOTALLY LEGITIMATE                 

|    |                                                  

|____|   SHUT UP